Everyone seems to keep changing avatars, but how do I change my member name? I've decided I want to be Claire rather than Cuddington, but I can't find anywhere in my profile settings to change it.

HELP PLEASE

Claire

I think that is something only Jane can do. I seem to remember seeing a message about it somewhere.

I like Cuddington anyway - has a certain je n'est cest quoi

(I'm showing off now)

You have to send a very pleading, grovelling email to Jane and she'll change it. But please don't do it too frequently, cos she won't be too chuffed if she has to spend the whole time changing people's names. I'm waiting for mine to be changed too.

But not very successfully, I'm afraid!

It should be: je ne sais quoi

Sorry - I can't help being a pedant!

ah - but I was speaking with a dodgy accent...

That explains why I misunderstood then.

That's quite OK. AT least you knew what I meant...

Thanks Hilary. You beat me to it. Maybe he's auditioning for the part of Officer Crabtree in "Allo 'Allo" !

...It's a sort of Stanley Unwin meets Officer Crabtree...

HEY

CUDDY!!!

Deal with it!!!!

*snog*

hehehe

Of course, you could just create a new user account under an assumed name (George is the expert on this!)

But Jonboy, George has to do this as he has several personalities and they don't get on.

Claire - DEFINITELY agree you should change your name. Cuddington sounds SOOO masculine. Thought you were a bloke for ages!

On the other hand, we all thourgh Maureen was a sensible soul.... Until we got to know her

Blimey, even though I always sign "Claire" at the end of every msg. I'm a girlie really. As you will see, when we meet at SJ.

I'll ask Jane next week. She's already done one favour for me today.

Claire

Hi Jon

I know you sent me an email when I couldn't do it, but I haven't had one now we can. Re-send me the email so I know what you want to change to and I'll do it for you.

Jane

And she'll do you another. Send me an email and I'll change it for you.

Jane

Thanks Jane.

Cuddington is no longer. I am now Claire on the forum.

Claire

Hello Claire!

I miss Cuddy.....

*crying*

Oh dear.
A weeping monkey.
What shall we do?

Claire

I could change mine but I won't as Loupie seems to suit me perfectly.

OK what was the point in that post?

Erm... Not sure. Though I can't delete it, so it looks like we're stuck with it.

Just ignore this outburst. It's a thing to get attention, and if we quietly ignore it, it will stop.

Well look that's what advice I've been given about tantrums. IT's all fine on paper but in reality...

I'm not being really mean HONEST

L

That monkey behaved even more outragously yesterday. He assaulted Martin. Ought to be in a zoo!

I am toying with the idea of a name change to Goofy but it's only a vanity thing so maybe I won't.

(Jane - don't worry. Only posted the above to keep Mr Simon happy that I'm on topic. *snigger*)

Spookily enough I hadn't noticed that Cuddington had disappeared. Claire just slipped in seamlessly. Anyway, do tell. What's this about assault?

It was so dreadful, it made you sick yesterday. You must have erased it from your memory. Perhaps I had better not say anymore. Don't want to make you ill again.

Bother. Quote didn't work properly.

Blimey! Yes, forgot about that! As you say, erased from my memory banks.... yurk.

Yes, but I do notice that your three smilies are now working. Maureen do you want a name change?

Jane

No, but I'll have a nose job if you're offering...

I'm sure george will be only too happy to oblige!

NOW I understand Maureen's eyes. She's not boss-eyed at all. It was taken just after George had given her the last nose job. The way he's behaving, the sheep in Wales had better start hoping he doesn't travel too far down the M4!

Saw a programme a couple of weeks ago about American women who are having surgery to make their bottoms bigger.

I hereby volunteer to be a donor ....

Can you turn your avatar around so we can check it out Helen?

I'm actually wondering if he did to her what he did to you and Martin!

It would explain an awful lot

OK, bring us back on topic again.... feebly....

So Helen's now to be known as the Evil Lady of the Big Butt? *snigger*

What with Anne-Marie's boobs and Helen's butt we're getting some BIG women in here!

O gosh that's such a sexist remark. If any bloke had said that I'd have slapped him.

So will now go off and slap myself.

Maureen, you slapper, you!!


Oh, and Simon.....that was just a suggestion for Maureen's new name




*phew, do you think I got away with it, Maureen?*