Okay,

This'll be the place to fine all the funnies got a joke or funny story then post it here

Please keep it clean though and remember that anyone can access this forum!!

A blond woman was down on her luck. She needed money and fast. She thought about getting a job, but the results of similar endeavors had always been disastrous.

So she decided she'd turn to crime. She waited by a school until a little child came out. Then she grabbed the child and took it to an undisclosed location.

She wrote a note. "Give me a thousand dollars or you'll never see your kid again. Place the money in the school mailbox tomorrow morning at precisely 8:00! Signed, 'The Blond'"

Then she pinned the note to the child's shirt and let the boy go.
The next morning she waited in eager anticipation until 8:00.
Rushing to the mailbox, she opened it up. There was the thousand dollars! And a note.

"Here's your money. I can't believe you'd do something this terrible and dastardly, especially to another blond!"



Hope there's no blonds present...

An elephant walks into a bar where a piano is being played.
He sidles up to the piano and sits quietly.
After a while, he starts weeping.
By the end of the song, he's blubbing.

'Recognise the tune?' asks the pianist.
'No, recognise the ivories' wails the elephant.

Meeting the set designer:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8267527/


Lighting Truck Arrives

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8142999/



LD meets SM

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8168575/