This is my 100th Post

Unlike others, who will of course remain nameless to protect the guilty, I haven't missed it.

So after a long and arduous thinking session about useful things I could post I have decided to mark this occasion with a new topic to start a discussion on how the occasion ought best be celebrated in the Amdram world.

I think it should be cream cakes all round so get your teeth round this lot!

Robin

Oh well done, Robins.

Mine's the cake at the top at the back. Yep, all of it. It's MINE!

I'll fight you for it, Maureen ...

Hurray another girly bun-fight. It's cream eclairs at 20 paces girls. George has offered to do any shooting required. Mart's, can you arrange some moving lights to flash and put them off the target. Lets have some fun here!

Robin

Tsk - it is just so easy.... Honestly, you think you'd be able to mention girls, fighting and cakes in the same post without these chaps going all wobbly. Lord knows what would have happened if I'd mentioned jelly as well ....

Whatever you do don't mention Jelly!

Oops! Too late!

Robin, got any doughnuts?

.... or wrestling ... ?

Enough! I have to go through a web filter at work, and if this gets any more out of hand I could get refused a connection due to inappropriate content ? apart from which I?m trying to concentrate on a work problem?oh the dreams I shall have tonight?

Girls, jelly, wrestling.......

Is there a "going for a lie down" thread????

I just nipped to the big red T store but they have sold out! Sorry. Anyone fancy an interval ice-cream to cool you down?

Doh! Nuts!

I was once covered in sponge, jelly AND custard?but I told them I was not to be trifled with.
Boom boom!

Groan .....

Go Helen - spreading jelly wrestling throughout the internet!

We're all so proud... ...

Well, one has to keep up SLT's reputation!

Chaps. Isn't interesting that only the girls were interested in the cream cakes, and were even prepared to fight over it? I'm sure this has no bearing at all on the statistic that women are eight times more likely to be on a diet than a man?

To plagarise someone elses work, please find the Female diet rule book:
1. If no-one sees you eat it - it has no calories.
2. If you drink a Diet Coke with a chocolate bar, then the calories of the chocolate are cancelled out by the Diet Coke.
3. Food used for strictly medicinal purposes doesn't count. (e.g. Hot chocolate, chocolate bars, whisky or wine at the end of a long day, cream cakes and sugar in tea.)
4. Overfeed all around you until they look fat - you'll look thinner.
5. Theatre/TV/Movie-related foods (e.g. Buttered popcorn, bags of sweets, Mars bars and interval drinks) contain no calories because they come as part of an entertainment package and are not technically foods.
6. Under McVities's law, broken biscuits have a no calorie effect as they are all used up by the energy you take to break them.
7. Licking spoons and knives while making things is calorie free (e.g. Jam on a knife or buttercream on a spoon when filling a Victoria sandwich)
8. All foods of the same colour contain the same number of calories (e.g. A spoonful of cabbage equates to a scoop of peppermint ice-cream; Bowl of beef stew or a bar of chocolate).
9. Chocolate in any format is a universal colour and may be substituted for any other food.

* duck* Missed me that time girls!

Robin

Better than men. They think a Terry's chocolate orange and a bag of chips constitutes at least two of their five daily portions of fruit and veg...

Whaddya mean, TWO. That constitutes a complete balanced meal.

You mean to say there not? Come on Maureen, don't wind me up........ Your serious...... Oh dear. What on earth are we going to eat now?

Robins

As one of my new bestest bestest friends Bob said to me the other night, "I'd rather meet a plump happy girl any time than a skinny miserable one".

I like Bob.

Don't listen to her Robin, she's trying to confuse us, divide and conquer and other underhand girlie tricks.

That was a reply to Maureen not Helen. Even I am not that stupid.

....and I'd rather meet a skinny happy girl! LOL

R

I wouldn't hold your breath ....

It's alright. I'm NOT listening! Thanks for the moral support Ryano.

R

Oh, I'll get you a pint for that one, Ryano... !!

I'm already married to her! A real angel! ... and before you say it. I know I don't deserve her.

Robin

Hey, that'll cause my computer to break again if it gets into the keyboard....

Can I meet your friend?

[QUOTE=Anne-Marie,Feb 7 2003, 6:02 PM][QUOTE]Can I meet your friend?[/QUOTE]

He's lovely.... and single .... and straight....

Hold on, there's gotta be a flaw in the mix somewhere....

If he's very rich too.....I'll take him!!

Hmmm... not sure I can guarantee that!

Sorry Ladies I came to this topic by mistake & late as usual!
I tried the Centennial posts but had to change them for Colonial style to suit my front verandah.
I?ll let you get back to your ?Secret woman?s business?
Chookas
Joe

It's ok Joe, I guess we kinda got to the end of that subject!

And I'd like to pop in and say that this is my 100th post. Go me!!

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Yea ... Go, Go Loopy

and onto the next hundred (all of substance of course) in case to posting police are out there

Of course, aren't all of my posts of substance?

Oh my gosh... am I allowed to post on this topic.....*whispering* well done loups!

yer know, your the first person whose called me Loups without me asking them to. Don't get me wrong I like it. It's just I usually have to tell people to call me that so I'm a little suprised you thought of it.

Thank you aswell

*hugs*

So who's the next one to get a century of postings?

I'm close to my 500th and this post helps along the way.

Ryano, where are you going to post your 500th?

Ah! That would be telling.

....and it'll be your 700th next, Ryano!

It'll be a long time coming at this rate. I've hardly been on this week.

It's all that work you've got to catch up on, kiddo!

TA DAAA !!!


It's me!!


No. 100

Well done Eeyore.