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Simon
Thanks to the lovely people at Innocent for this one:

Fainting goats
Maureen
I feel so much better for knowing that
Buccaneer
That is truly bizarre huh.gif
George
Seen these on TV before...

Very strange...

Going to get on for on stage... smile.gif

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laura
that's hardly a good evolutionary technique, i mean, if they get excited(ie scared) when being chased by a predator they'd just keel over and then the predator would eat it. what has nature got against them? poor things. laugh.gif
Simon
QUOTE (laura @ Dec 22 2005, 08:45 PM) *
that's hardly a good evolutionary technique, i mean, if they get excited(ie scared) when being chased by a predator they'd just keel over and then the predator would eat it. what has nature got against them? poor things. laugh.gif

Absolutely- hence they can only survive by being bred artificially. Presumably the act of copulation doesn't excite them (no stiff jokes please! rolleyes.gif ) or they'd never propagate the species! laugh.gif
amdram - Jane
The things you learn from this forum!!!
laura
QUOTE (Simon @ Dec 22 2005, 09:09 PM) *
Absolutely- hence they can only survive by being bred artificially. Presumably the act of copulation doesn't excite them (no stiff jokes please! rolleyes.gif ) or they'd never propagate the species! laugh.gif


HAHAHAHA! didn't think of that. laugh.gif
George
Just tink of the poor little baby goats....
No Santa... No surprise Birthdays....

*sigh*

But..... On the positive...

Just pop them on the BBQ straight away....

Fast food....

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