Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name;
a=poopsie, b=lumpy, c=buttercup, d=gadget, c=crusty, f=greasy, g=fluffy, h=cheeseball, i=chim-chim, j=stinky, k=flunky, l=booty, m=pinky, n=zippy, o=goober, p=doofus, q=slimy, r=loopy, s=snotty, t=tootie, u=dorky, v=squeezit, w=oprah, x=skipper, y=dinky, z=zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name;
a=apple, b=toilet, c=giggle, d=burger, e=girdle, f=barf, g=lizzard,h=waffle, i=cootie, j=monkey, k=potty, l=liver, m=banana, n=rhino, o=bubble, p=hampster, q=toad, r=gizzard, s=pizza, t=gerbil, u=chicken, v=pickle, w=chuckle, x=tofu, y=gorrilla, z=stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name;
a=head, b=mouth, c=face, d=nose, e=tush, f=breath, g=pants, h=shorts, i=lips, j=honker, k=butt, l=brain, m=tushie, n=biscuits, o=hiney, p=chunks, q=toes, r=buns, s=fanny, t=sniffer, u=sprinkles, v=kisser, w=squirt, x=humperdink, y=brains, z=juice
This makes me Poopsie Gizzard-face
hmmmmmm
